2009
December 25, 2009: A Nigerian citizen, already on a list of possible terrorists, gets on board a plane in Amsterdam with a bomb in his drawers and tries to blow the plane and 287 passengers up over a populated Detroit. The moron doesn't exactly detonate the bomb, but manages to set himself and his seat on fire before a fellow passenger (who never went to an Ivy League school and doesn't understand the ------------ against profiling) jumps his flaming ass.
Then, help me out here:
The FBI turns this guy over to local authorities?
While admitting that the terrorist IS talking, The Justice Department IMMEDIATELY charges him as a criminal?
The Justice Department IMMEDIATELY lawyers this jerk up, and the terrorist stops talking?
Janet Napolitano IMMEDIATELY describes the terrorist as having acted alone?
NBC describes (January 3) the terrorist as "alleged terrorist?"
FOX News continues to charactarize the terrorist's acts as " Failed bombing attempt?"
Earth to all of you dumbasses: This was NOT a FAILED ATTEMPT - it was successful (He got the bomb past our trillion dollar security system and on board an airplane) as was the attack at Fort Hood. These are the first two successful terrorist attacks in the U.S. in eight years - both on Barack Obama's watch.
Waterboarding? Oh, No. As Shepard Smith screamed on air: "We don't f ------ing torture."
If this f ------- ing administration does not get its head out of its f - - - ing head out of their asses and start getting serious about terrorism, then sooner rather than later, a third successful terrorist attack will result in a lot of dead Americans. What then? Another review (after eight years) of what went wrong?
Hey Shep . . .let's say we capture a terrorist an hour after he planted a nuclear bomb somewhere in Chicago - set to go off two hours later. Does Shepard Smith put a wet rag over his face, and save 4 million American women and children? Or does Shepard Smith read him his f . . . . .ng rights?
Our enemy is radical Islam: Profile Islamic travellers; severely restrict Islamic people from coming to this country; kick the Iranian "Students" out of our taxpayer-funded colleges, and send them home; and revoke passports, visas, and work permits to those of Islam who seek to bring this country down. If they don't like our way of life - they can leave.
Dec. 21, 2009: Headlines: Brittany Murphy dead at 32. Officials say she died from natural causes. Sometimes Americans would as soon that our "officials" would just shut the hell up. My guess is either Anorexia or Cocaine. I hope I'm wrong, but 'natural causes' at 32?
Dec 18, 2009: I hope the Senior Citizens remember you on Election Day, Ben Nelson.
Dec. 15, 2009: Wow ! President glib sure sounds a . . ah . . a lot . . . a . . . less . . . ummm . . . glib, when he isn't . . um . . you know . . . gonna have a . . . a . . . um telepromptor to read from, doesn't he?
Dec 13, 2009: The Senate is now contemplating passing the Healthcare Bill WITHOUT a provision for taxpayer-paid Abortions. Why ? They can pass the Healthcare Bill; a year later they introduce a bill to fund abortions; several Republicans who believe in abortions vote for the bill - that's it.
December 11, 2009: How come we haven't seen the (usually) ubiquitous Attorney General Eric Holders' weasel face on the small screen lately?
Dec. 3, 2009: This from my exclusive eye witness should clear it up concerning Tiger Wood's "accident." My source saw it all and gives this account: A bloodied Tiger sprints out of his driveway in his Escalade with his hottie wife, in curlers, in pursuit on foot. Tiger roars into a fire hydrant, and his Escalade purrrrs to a stop in the middle of a scrub oak tree. Hottie runs to the stalled SUV and a terrified Tiger locks the doors, whimpering like a kitten.
Hottie raises the hybrid club she had gathered from his closet and prepares to put some stripes on Tiger's head. "No, no," shouts the trapped tiger, "keep your head down, your left arm straight, and your eye on the ball." Hottie took the advice and that's why we discovered Tiger doubled up and unconscious on the ground.
I hope this clears it all up.
Dec. 1, 2009: In 1962 the Defense Budget was 14% of the GDP. Today, with two wars, the Defense Budget Dec.is 4.9% of GDP. Can you say Carter and Clinton?
November 30, 2009: In case you think that the Obama Administration isn't in bed with the phoney data created by the Global Warming crowd, we caught on today with the White House Press Secretary's talking over reporter's question about recent fudged scientific data, when he averred: there's plenty of data that supports global warming. Ummm Hmmm, but less and less every day.
November 28, 2009: Ok. Let me get this straight. Tiger Woods' wife hears her husband crash his (semi-sized) Cadillac Escalade; runs to the closet and pulls out a three wood; runs outside; smashes the car window; hauls ole Tiger out (through the broken window, one presumes); and when cops arrive they encounter an incoherent but conscience Tiger Woods. Then police conclude: "There didn't appear to be any alcohol involved."
Thanks for clearing that up.
November 26, 2009: "Blond Babe and Plain Husband Salahi Crash Whitefouse Party." Pundits call for prosecutions. Lighten up. I think it's funny, and a good learning experience for our Security Forces. May I suggest that we put the Secret Service back into the Department of the Treasury, and get it out of Homeland Security?
November 21, 2009: The Senate works late into the night to get a cloture vote so that the Senate can begin debate on Harry Reid's Healthkill vote. The holdup? Some "moderate" Dems ("conservative" FOXNEWS called Ben Nelson), such as Blanche Lincoln and Mary Landreiu, objected to the funding of abortion in the bill, and claim they will not vote for a final bill that provides any public funding for abortion.
Reality check. It doesn't matter. Abortion funding will be left out of the final bill; the bill will pass with nary a Republican vote, and Blanche Lincoln will be unemployed. In short order another bill will come up to allow funding for abortions. Some Republicans who voted against the now-passed Healthcare Bill on general principles, but believe in abortion rights, will simply vote FOR the new abortion provision.
November 16, 2009: President Obama bows from the waist before Japan's Emperor Akihito - and newspapers write editorials e.g.: "Obama's bow a show of respect." Ft. Myers News-Depressed, Nov 17.
How is it that the President, The State Department, our Ambassador to Japan, and the editorial department of the News- Press don't know what EVERY eight-year-old Japanese knows about Japanese culture and customs? To wit: while a slight bow is the customary greeting in Japan, a deep bow at the waist is a clear recognition that the one to whom the bow is addressed is a superior person: such as an assembly-line worker bowing deeply to the President of Toyota.
November 12, 2009: Full Page(3) story even in the New York Times - "Hacked E-Mails Reveal Phony Data on Global Warming." (Hacked by the Russians of all people) It seems that many global warming "researchers" have been cribbing their scientific research data to support the political end that global warming exists and man is causing it. The honesty and integrity of Scientific Research, is the very foundation upon of the public trust. It is public trust upon which funding is made available.
It appears that global warming data, upon which billions of American taxpayers dollars are projected to be spent has become comprised, leaving one to wonder where have the reporters and scientific journals been while all of this fudging has been going on?
The real victims of these lying pricks are you and me. We could have spent the (estimated 50) billions we already exhausted on "Global Warming" cleaning up the air, land, and waters that even a Harvard researcher knows is polluted.
I'll bet you a dinner that the Scientific Community, Liberal Politicians, and Establishment Media try to cover this up.
November 6, 2009: When I entered the U. S. Army at Fort Hood, during the Vietnam War, the first thing a Major (define irony) told our collective gathering of raw, worthless, dirtbag, recruits was "You may have had an opinion about the Vietnam War in civilian life, but you have NO opinion about Vietnam while you are in the Army." "In other words, we can die for our country, but we have no First or Fourteenth Amendment rights," I inquired (foolishly). "That's affirmative, troop," replied he. And that was that (I guess he wasn't political).
Which brings me to present day Ft. Hood. How is it that Major Hasan can get up before a group of officers and essentially spew treasonous statements and have no one call him on it?
Political correctness will be the death of us all.
November 5, 2009
Boo hoo. In a discussion between Neil Cavuto, Fox News Business guru, and gadfly talk host, Bill O’Reilly, about the “pay czar’s” denying of bonuses to executives of companies who took a handout from us taxpayers, the following came out:
O’Reilly supported Cesar. Why should the American taxpayer fork out their money to big shots running failing companies, when it was the incompetence of those big shots that caused the failure to in the first place?
Countered Cavuto: If these companies don’t pay large salaries and bonuses, the executives will go elsewhere. Cavuto avers, for example that some of the best and brightest on Wall Street are getting hired by foreign banks.
Counters Candidate Sawyer:
1. Name 2
2 This is the typical assumption, urban legend, or that old “some say,“ that gets spreads with every news story about which the general public usually has little knowledge.
3. Don’t let the door hit your ample asses on the way out (I mean the executives, not Cavuto).
The majority of the American people never have owned or run a business, nor have been in a management position of a major corporation. (for what it’s worth, I’ve done both). But they have a general perception of the temperament and expertise about those that have. They “assume” that these executives became executives based on their qualifications and expertise, and many did.
Absent personal experience, most people’s positive and negative perceptions of business executives and the corporations they manage are formed for us by Hollywood movies, television shows, and the print media. We pay $10 and Hollywood tells us “greed is good” (Wall Street) etcetcetcetc.
We make mistakes every day in our normal everyday lives. However we presume that those experts who handle our 401k’s, manufacture our cars, heal us when we are sick, give us our legal advice, teach our children, are somehow immune from screwups. In that thinking, we err. Executives, Doctors, Lawyers, Teachers - are people just like us (well, maybe not the lawyers), and we all make mistakes.
90% of all business fail. When last did you make a purchase at Montgomery Ward, Western Auto, Robert Hall? How is your new Hudson, Nash, Edsel, Desoto, or Oldsmobile running? Or Malibu Maxx SS (you morons)? Did your surgeon clip off the wrong leg? Why hasn’t your kid learned the words to Barack Hussein Obama . . Hmmm . . .hmmmm . . . Hmmm yet? When was the last time your lawyer did anything right (other than billing you)? We are all human - we all make mistakes (see the 2008 elections for example).
Getting back to banking. Why does it take a genius to run a bank? You open a location. Customers deposit their money into your bank (am I going too fast here?). The bank pays interest on the deposits. The bank lends money out at a higher rate. The bank makes a profit. The bank stays in business.
Oh wait, that’s just too easy. We’ll hire a Wall Street guy with a Harvard MBA; a master of the universe. He’ll merge us with other banks. We’ll become a giant in the banking business. Why settle for small profits when Greed is Good? He’ll get us into derivatives, hedge funds, junk bonds. He knows a classmate who is close to ACORN. He works out at the gym with Chris Dodd and Barney Frank (ok, we need a sense of humor).
And Neil Cavuto worries that these geniuses will go to foreign banks and companies. Good riddance. Take Dodd, Frank, Obama and the rest of Congress with you.
November 4, 2009: There are 1,151 houses listed for sale in Detroit priced between $2,000 AND $10,000. When I was growing up in MIchigan, Detroit's per capita income was the highest in the USA. Now it is the lowest. Detroit has become (returned to) the "Murder Capitol of the World," and MIchigan now is a third-world country. You can thank Michigan's Liberals and Labor Unions, its crooked politicians, stoned drug-dealing lawyers, overpaid bureaucrats, racketeering Michigan State Police, corrupt judges and prosecuting attorneys.
October 31, 2009: Thank you, DeDe Scozzafava, for withdrawing from the Congressional Campaign in upstate New York. The country owes you a debt of gratitude.
November 2, 2009: Never mind.
September 7, 2009. So Attorney General Holder has decided to try the 9/11 terrorists in an American Civilian Court. Not to worry, says he: the terroists, notably the "suave" Sheik Mohammed, have no chance of beating the murder rap. After all they confessed and asked their captors to execute them for the glory of Allah.
I don't know about you, but Holder's actions give me a warm glow all over. We put them on trial; they plead guilty, we sentence them to death; they hang. That 's what Holder believes, or maybe not. Try this: Mohammed & Associates get here and lawyer up under their new-found Constitutional Rights. Their ACLU lawyer asks about the confessions. Oh, we were tortured, they say (and we do admit waterboarding them).
I promise you this: When they enter their plea it will be: Not Guilty, you honor. The lawyers will successfully get the confessions thrown out along with all information received because these thugs we're "tortures" and denied a lawyer.
They will walk. Remember you heard it here first.
March 7, 2009: President declares that losing in Afghanistan is NOT an option. We'll see.
February 2, 2009: Tim Geitner needs to be approved as Secretary of the Treasury, ASAP. He's the most qualified person to see us through the financial crisis (which, of course, we inherited) This is a joke, right?
